
First night in a tent was a success. We
were a little fearful of rain, but woke up to a beautiful crisp
morning. About 10 miles away from the west side of the Badlands was a
store called Wall Drug. We had seen all kinds of billboards for it
and heard from a few people that we needed to stop there. On our way
we ran into some more bison that were grazing along the side of the
road. We pulled over to take some pictures and video and heard some
squeaking (wee wee!) that did not sound like a bison. It turned out
to be prairie dogs! They popped out of everywhere running from hole
to hole.

Wall Drug reminded me of the Shenandoah Farmers Market.
There were all kinds of little shops that had snacks, souvenirs, and
other nick-knacks. We stopped in one of the gift shops and got a book to put all of our pressed pennies in. There were a lot of painted manikins that people
were getting their pictures taken with, penny presses, and
lots of taxidermied animals. Kids enjoyed running through shooting
fountains, pretending to drive a covered wagon, and climbing on top
of a giant jackrabbit. Nate and I enjoyed watching a giant animated
T-Rex “trying” to eat the on-looking children waiting anxiously
for the steam and lights that went off about every 10 minutes. There was also a giant monkey that “played”
the piano and sang, as well as a jukebox that had a banjo and
12-string-guitar inside of it and was played with a set of
mechanical dampers that changed chords and picks that plucked the
strings. We went across the street to a cafe called Cactus Cafe
Lounge for a breakfast of a Mexican omelet and blueberry pancakes.
Not too far away, Wall Drug owned an 80 foot dinosaur that we took a
stop at to get some pictures and later viewed from the highway on our
way out of the Badlands.
Along the way we stopped at the
Minuteman Missile Historic Site. We got our cancellation and watched
a 10 minute video on how the solid fuel minute man was an improvement
over it's predecessors by giving it an almost instant response time
(can you tell that Nate wrote that sentence ;)). There were many
silos surrounding the interstate during the Cold War.

Our next spontaneous visit was a giant
prairie dog statue. There was a little gift shop that you could buy
50 cent bags of unsalted peanuts to feed the prairie dogs. Nate and I
bought two. There was a large fenced in field covered in prairie dog
holes and even more outside of the fenced in area. Most of the
doggies inside the fence were fat and not very interested in food and
not as comfortable with people as I expected them to be. You could
get a few yards away from them before they darted into their holes.
Sometimes they would sit on their hind legs very still and wouldn't
even blink when I accidentally hit the with a peanut. It was cute to
see them play together and lay out on their bellies as they munch on
their peanuts.
When we got back to the Badlands we got
out to explore the mountains and hills for a little before traveling
to the visitors center to get our passport stamped and to see their
fossil exhibit. They told a neat story about how most of their
fossils are found by park visitors but they do have a staff that digs
for fossils as well. They follow up on every report they get to see
if it is something to look into further or not, or something that
they want to continue to monitor or even extract. A big rain can
erode enough to reveal something that you could not have seen the day
before. In fact, after a heavy rain a 7 year old girl found something
that she thought was worth reporting. Looking at the picture of what
she reported, if I was her mother, I would have told her it was
nothing and not worth bothering the staff. How wrong I would have
been. It turned out to be the most pristine one out of 3 skulls they
have found in the park of a saber; priceless according to the park
ranger.
The tires needed to be rotated on the
car, so we took a stop to do the car maintenance and figure out what
to do next. We wanted to do both Wind Cave and Jewel Cave but didn't
have time for both so we settled on Wind Cave. We got their just in
time to get two of the last six tickets to catch the last tour at 6
in the evening, get our passport stamped, and buy a patch to add to
our collection. We had a great tour guide. He was an excellent story
teller and did a good job answering all of the eager kid's questions.
He is the only park ranger at Wind Cave that is from Hot Springs, SD
and had a great story telling voice, well paced and soothing as Nate
describes it. Legend has it a cowboy discovered Wind Cave when his
hat was blown off his head from a gust of wind coming from a hole
that was just big enough for a skinny person to shimmy down. When the
cowboy came back to show of his hat trick instead of being able to
catch the hat in his hand, it got sucked back into the cave never to
be found again. One kid wanted to know why they didn't send robots
down the cave to find the hat. The ranger, taken by surprise by the
question replied, “Why would we want to do that when we have
stairs?” It got a good laugh from the crowd. The cave is a constant
53 degrees Celsius and filled with all kinds of unique rock
structures. They have the largest amount of “box work” that was
named because someone thought that it looked like p.o. boxes. There
was one point when the ranger turned off all of the lights
illuminating the way to show how dark it truly is. He told a story
about a 16 year old boy who gave 6 hour tours of the caves. He asked
the group how they thought he lite the way. I laughed out loud when
he said that it wasn't electricity, it wasn't a lantern, it wasn't a
torch, it was a candle in a bucket and a ball of yarn as a back up
plan. His candle was made out of animal fat so it burned longer and
brighter than our candles today. The ranger asked how many of the
16-year-olds would feel confident leading a tour into the cave with
no concrete paths that they have today and just a candle in a bucket
lighting the way. My remark to Nate was, “He asked the wrong
question, the question should be who in the world would be willing to
trust a 16 year- old to give them a tour in a pitch black cave with a
bucket candle?” Unfortunately, all pictures of Wind Cave were
accidentally deleted by Jess. :( Good thing we have the internet to
get pictures from.

We stopped for dinner at the pokiest DQ
I've been to and then went up to Mt. Rushmore. We knew that there was
a lighting ceremony that started at 9 but were surprised at the mass
of people that were there, probably around 5,000. It was dark when we
arrived so we couldn't see the four presidents just yet and they
played an audio of information about the presidents. As that was
going on we went to the Visitors Center to get our passport stamped,
read some info boards, bought our patch, and did a penny press. We
came out and found a good viewing spot as they started playing a
recording of “God Bless America” and spotlights slowly came on to
reveal the sculpture. When they were fully lite the only
thing I could think was “That's it?” We both expected the faces
to encompass more of the mountainside and be taken back by a majestic
view. We actually thought that they looked bigger from farther away
when we were leaving. We decided that all of the pictures that we
have seen of Mt. Rushmore make it look like it takes up ¾ ths of the
mountainside. Nevertheless, carving four faces into a mountain is
still very impressive. Mom Swartz told us later that they had
intended to have the sculpture reach down to the waist but they ran
out of funds. That helped explain our confusion of the size surprise.
At that point they called up all of the veterans in the stands and
asked them to come down onto the platform and played the national
anthem while four people took down the American flag from the
flagpole and fold it. That concluded the ceremony and the mass of
people began to leave. We are lucky that we were close to the back,
walk fast, and were able to get out before the mob made it to their
cars. Taking turns driving through the night. Next stop: Yellowstone.